So I woke up wanting to write today, BUT…


It’s Sunday, I haven’t blogged in a very long time and woke up feeling like writing a post for all of you.  I haven’t written lately because I’ve been so busy shooting all sorts of porn, including my own content I’ll be producing both on DVD (which will be exclusively sold by me) as well as for my website that is under construction and scheduled to launch on January 1st (Thanks to Teazeworld – I know, YAY!!!! right??  Finally!) Good websites take a LOT of work to build, I had no idea and I am learning sooo much.  Plus as most of you all already know, I work a full time day job.  It’s never my intention to neglect you guys, I wouldn’t even have a reason to blog if it weren’t for all of you wonderful friends and fans.  But with all these cool new business ventures I have a little time left for much of anything (not that I’m complaining, y’all know me and how I LOVE to stay busy 😉 )

So anyway, I got in late last night from LA and I have a little time this morning before I have to get out of bed (yes, I am still naked in my bed) and pack to leave again to shoot my first HardcoreGangbang tomorrow in San Francisco for Kink.com.  (I know, I know, “it’s the 2nd one Simone!” and actually “Hey Mrs. S” was shot for BoundGangbangs.com – Ha! Gotcha on a technicality! lol!)

I get lots and lots of fan mail and so I thought I’d offer you all another installment of “Mail Call” where I post an email I’ve received from a fan and then my response.  So what’s the problem, you might be thinking?  There is NOTHING that I can use for that purpose in my email right now!  So, what prey-tell IS in my email then if I’m getting all those emails but have nothing I can pull and blog about?  I’ll tell you…

“Can I book an appointment with you?”

“Can u adopt me?”

“My Nigerian business associate has a proposition for you”

“I’m your daddy”

“What kinds of things are you available for?”

“Want to see my dick?”

“Want to see my cock?”

“Do you like getting pictures of cocks?”

“Yes I have a question on how this would work?” (don’t ask me what he meant, that’s all it said)

“Did you get my email?”

“Is this Simone Sonay”

“Send me a pic babe!”

That is just in the last week or two.  Ok, to be fair, I have gotten many others looking for panties, pictures, custom videos, etc… also a few that are wondering what I would like most from my wishlist on Amazon; but my point is, I used to get these great questions asking how to do this or that, what I thought of this current social issue or that political gaffe…  Now before you remind me that I’m in the business of showing my vagina and how much cock I can stuff in it, I will tell you I USED to get lots of those emails.

What changed people?  What gives?  I LOVE “Mail Call” but there is really nothing much to the reply I would write to any of those emails I’ve been getting.  But since it is all I have to go on, and I have limited time and feel a little feisty this morning (I’m getting gangbanged tomorrow, I’m allowed to feel feisty today! lol!)  I’ll give you my replies to my “Fan Mail”….

“Can I book an appointment with you?”

-(this could mean ANYthing, so I just asked him “what kind of appointment?” I AM a  wearer of many hats, for instance (interesting fact about me: I’m a commissioned Notary Public, maybe he’s making changes to his retirement account?  I don’t know!

“Can u adopt me?”

-“I’m sorry, I’m on the homestretch of raising children, so I’ll have to pass, but thank you for thinking of me.  Maybe of I ever decide to try abusive mothering and I need a brat to beat on, you’ll be the first to know.”

“My Nigerian business associate has a proposition for you”

-I don’t reply to these and neither should you.

“I’m your daddy”

-What do you think I said to this one?  Yup, “No.  You are not.  But I’m glad you enjoy my work! Cheers!  Xoxo, Simone”)  I’m nothing if not sweet and polite 😉

“What kinds of things are you available for?”

-WTF?  “For what?”  Again, I AM a Notary….

“Want to see my dick?”

-Hmmmm, to reply? or not to reply? THAT is the question…

“Want to see my cock?”

-Different variation, but same thought occurs to me.  I guess maybe one of these days I’ll reply with a resounding “YES!” (right before I attach it and post it to a blog! Haha!  So you’ve been warned, send me a pic of your dick and it better be good because I’m posting it for all to see sexy!

“Do you like getting pictures of cocks?”

-I am not one who feels like “if you’ve seen one you’ve seen em all” but I have seen a LOT of cock…  I think I can safely say there isn’t likely a cock I haven’t seen, but if you still think so…  I like to FUCK cock people, not look at a giant 8×10 of one that fills the entire frame.  Do you have any idea what a 6″ cock looks like zoomed in on and blown up to that size?  Is it the leg of a hairy elephant or a penis? I can’t tell from this angle….

“Yes I have a question on how this would work?”

-Don’t ask me what he meant, that’s all it said. So I had to ask, “How would WHAT work? How does your message get from your keyboard to my inbox and how would I reply, maybe? What do I look like, Uverse? I am pretty good at certain IT related tasks and functions, but I can’t explain that one…  Maybe call AT&T?

“Did you get my email?”

-First of all, the LEAST you could do is attach this question to a forwarding of the original email you sent, otherwise… “How the heck would I know?”

“Is this Simone Sonay”

-(no, it’s Bert and Ernie) Ok, that’s not what I SAID, but it’s DEFINITELY what I THOUGHT! “Yes it is” is what I replied.  I like to be funny, but I’m not a bitch. 😉

“Send me a pic babe!”

-There are soooo many ways I like to answer this question, and it depends on my mood.  Sometimes I reply “My ass is all over the internet hun, ever heard of Google?”  Geez Louise, I even go the extra mile and post my private pics on Twitter for you!  Just for fun, because I love and appreciate all of you!   They don’t want THOSE pics though, I get variations of that request ALL the damn time and they usually specify “Snap me a pic bb” so they want me to send them something only THEY have, just for them, all special like.  OK look, I am in the BUSINESS of porn, I’m not the slut whose phone number you nabbed at the karaoke bar last Friday night that you want to sext on Tuesday.  I LOVE that you all enjoy seeing naughty pics of me and watching me fuck on camera, it motivates me to still not yet known ends, to know that people actually get turned on and get off watching me perform.  But c’mon people!!  Support our work!  Many people love their jobs, but I don’t know one person who would do theirs for free.  If you want a special pic, just for you, Of COURSE I will do that!!  But it’s gonna cost ya 😉

So there you have it.  I managed an update to “Mail Call!!” after all.  Thanks you guys!!

I’m off to get GANGBANGED now!!  XOXOXO

Till next time!

Simone

To show you all how much I really love you, despite all my frisky rhetoric and slamming this morning (which was meant truly in jest, I promise) here are a few pics for you (or your spank bank, whichever 😉 )

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2 responses to “So I woke up wanting to write today, BUT…

  1. Great to have
    You blogging again. I loved you rainy window pic in Twitter. Just one of rhose things that make your day

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